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Dec 14, 2011 9:32am
Welcome back, Scully! My, how we’ve missed you since the 90s.

Welcome back, Scully! My, how we’ve missed you since the 90s.

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Sep 21, 2011 9:38am
The people of the Bay Area have spoken. Behold: the Best Ass in San Francisco.

The people of the Bay Area have spoken. Behold: the Best Ass in San Francisco.

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Jul 26, 2011 9:28am
popculturebrain:

TV Key Art: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s sexy new ‘Ringer’ ad | EW.com
James Hibberd at EW asks, “Ready to see two sides of Sarah Michelle Gellar?” Choice words. All I can see is side boob. 

Now there’s something worth coming out of blog-hiatus for.

popculturebrain:

TV Key Art: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s sexy new ‘Ringer’ ad | EW.com

James Hibberd at EW asks, “Ready to see two sides of Sarah Michelle Gellar?” Choice words. All I can see is side boob. 

Now there’s something worth coming out of blog-hiatus for.

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Jun 1, 2011 1:19am
whatevs:

Hot pink sports bras FTW.



“Chicken Soup for the Soul”, though? What, Harry Potter was too intense for her? She had to step down to some lighter reading?

whatevs:

Hot pink sports bras FTW.

“Chicken Soup for the Soul”, though? What, Harry Potter was too intense for her? She had to step down to some lighter reading?
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Jan 9, 2011 1:34pm
Inject some of your personality into it. That’s why these blogs are as popular as they are. I’d say my biggest piece of unsolicited advice to new bloggers out there is to write. A lot. And avoid the sappy “this is the finest craftsmanship” style copy and work on developing your own voice. Work on producing original content-photos, articles, interviews. That way when you get popular and make lists like this, when people talk shit you can say “At least I was original.” Now let me get back to reblogging other people’s photographs of sideboob. -

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Dec 8, 2010 5:08pm
From Cosmopolitan: “Side Show: The fashion craze that’s been popping out all over the red carpet? Side cleavage. Subtle but very, very attention-getting.”

Sideboob has been on something of an extended hiatus while we work on other projects, but we’re going to go ahead and take credit for this.

From Cosmopolitan: “Side Show: The fashion craze that’s been popping out all over the red carpet? Side cleavage. Subtle but very, very attention-getting.”

Sideboob has been on something of an extended hiatus while we work on other projects, but we’re going to go ahead and take credit for this.

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Sep 13, 2010 2:40pm
We here at Sideboob have been on something of a hiatus lately (namely due to some perceived cultural shark-jumping) but we agree completely with this analysis, so we’ll let RealRealSoft take it away:
realrealsoft:

‘Machete’ Review
So much for the idea of saving the best for last: the nicest pair of boobs in Machete are seen within the first two minutes. In fact, it’s not just the boobs that are nice - it’s the whole (naked) lady. Though they’re a bit on the small side, the actress is like a younger, cuter Eva Mendes, so it makes up for it.
The next pair of boobs we see are that of Jessica Alba (or rather, a body double, probably), from a side view while she steams up in the shower. When you initially see them, you’ll get a flutter of “Oh my gawd! Jessica Alba’s boobs!” - because she’s notorious for never showing them, and even used a butt-double in her indie “The Sleeping Dictionary”. Then you realize they’re not hers. And there’s not even any nip. But still, it’s a nice scene, if you squint. But ONLY squint - if you blink, you’ll miss it.
Then, we are tricked once again. Not too give away too much of the plot, but Lindsay Lohan and the woman playing her mother end up in the backyard pool, naked. We see the mom’s boobs full on, and they’re okay - a 7 out of 10 - and Lindsay’s are still covered by water. Until Machete gets in. And then they replaced her with a body double! How do I know? Because the boobs were smaller, and had no freckles. FRECKLEGATE! Lame.
Anyway, later in the film, we actually do get to see Lindsay’s boobs, which are barely covered by her hair in the church scene. It’s not much, and anyway, I’ve seen them before. You can, too, here. 
Unfortunately, Michelle Rodriguez- who I am usually not a fan of but was pretty smoking hot in this movie- did not show any boob. There’s a nice scene at the end where she romps around in a black bra and leather pants, but she’s barely pushing a B cup, so it was like, meh. 
So, anyway, I hope you liked my review of Machete! 

We here at Sideboob have been on something of a hiatus lately (namely due to some perceived cultural shark-jumping) but we agree completely with this analysis, so we’ll let RealRealSoft take it away:

realrealsoft:

‘Machete’ Review

So much for the idea of saving the best for last: the nicest pair of boobs in Machete are seen within the first two minutes. In fact, it’s not just the boobs that are nice - it’s the whole (naked) lady. Though they’re a bit on the small side, the actress is like a younger, cuter Eva Mendes, so it makes up for it.

The next pair of boobs we see are that of Jessica Alba (or rather, a body double, probably), from a side view while she steams up in the shower. When you initially see them, you’ll get a flutter of “Oh my gawd! Jessica Alba’s boobs!” - because she’s notorious for never showing them, and even used a butt-double in her indie “The Sleeping Dictionary”. Then you realize they’re not hers. And there’s not even any nip. But still, it’s a nice scene, if you squint. But ONLY squint - if you blink, you’ll miss it.

Then, we are tricked once again. Not too give away too much of the plot, but Lindsay Lohan and the woman playing her mother end up in the backyard pool, naked. We see the mom’s boobs full on, and they’re okay - a 7 out of 10 - and Lindsay’s are still covered by water. Until Machete gets in. And then they replaced her with a body double! How do I know? Because the boobs were smaller, and had no freckles. FRECKLEGATE! Lame.

Anyway, later in the film, we actually do get to see Lindsay’s boobs, which are barely covered by her hair in the church scene. It’s not much, and anyway, I’ve seen them before. You can, too, here

Unfortunately, Michelle Rodriguez- who I am usually not a fan of but was pretty smoking hot in this movie- did not show any boob. There’s a nice scene at the end where she romps around in a black bra and leather pants, but she’s barely pushing a B cup, so it was like, meh. 

So, anyway, I hope you liked my review of Machete! 

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Jun 3, 2010 12:21pm
"Are they real? Or are
they Reeboks?"
whatevs:

Kelly Brook. Playboy spread forthcoming. Commence jaw dropping countdown!

"Are they real? Or are they Reeboks?"

whatevs:

Kelly Brook. Playboy spread forthcoming. Commence jaw dropping countdown!

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May 9, 2010 2:12am
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