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May 1, 2009 8:00am
You might think, judging from these girls’ freewheeling sunbathing antics, that they are from Europe. But you’d be wrong.
You can tell these chicks are American by the way they ever-so-slightly cover the chesticles. They know you’ve got your head pointed towards the ocean, but you’re secretly waiting for a little nipple slip from behind your mirrored Ray Bans. They’re all looking at you like, “Come on, what do you take me for?” A look intended to put a huge boner in your boardshorts, while making you feel even more creepy for it.
That’s a look that can only be cultivated through years of putting up with dudes whose first 4 sexual experiences probably involved trying to figure out how to clear the Netscape browser history on the family Compaq PC.
(photo via hipcumon)

You might think, judging from these girls’ freewheeling sunbathing antics, that they are from Europe. But you’d be wrong.

You can tell these chicks are American by the way they ever-so-slightly cover the chesticles. They know you’ve got your head pointed towards the ocean, but you’re secretly waiting for a little nipple slip from behind your mirrored Ray Bans. They’re all looking at you like, “Come on, what do you take me for?” A look intended to put a huge boner in your boardshorts, while making you feel even more creepy for it.

That’s a look that can only be cultivated through years of putting up with dudes whose first 4 sexual experiences probably involved trying to figure out how to clear the Netscape browser history on the family Compaq PC.

(photo via hipcumon)

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