sideboob

See, now these girls are clearly European. The guy, on the other hand, is not. You can tell by a) the boardshorts. Eurodudes don’t go for the surfing baggies and b) the fact that he’s pretending to take that deep, meaningful ocean photo that actually looks really lame because, hey man we’ve all seen a fucking ocean before, for all I know that could just be a really sandy lake somewhere - but really he’s grabbing a wide angle spy photo of these two lovelies.

On the other hand, these ladies are so blasé about the whole thing that they certainly know what’s up. And they’re totally down with giving the poor, puritanical American a little peepshow, because of how Jesus is our Secretary of State and everything.

Photo is “Wide Angle Sideboob” submitted by DirkB (P.S. did you know you can now submit a photo/post/link right there on the site? I’m not totally sure how it works yet, but that’s a thing you can do now! Disclaimer: if you write something, I can’t guarantee I won’t delete it and write my own, but I’ll at least let everyone know who sent it in, capiche? OK, great.)