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I’m convinced that the characters of Hallie Parker and Annie James were actually played by two young Lohans. There’s Lindsay, whose work includes Mean Girls, Freaky Friday, and Herby Fully Loaded. And then there’s Blazzaro Blindsay Blowhan, her evil twin sister whose work includes Georgia Rule (because it sucked), that New York Magazine photoshoot, and every gossip rag I see while I’m purchasing frozen tacquitos and reese’s pieces at the grocery store.

That said, I’m really enjoying Blindsay Blowhan’s latest work:

Lindsay Lohan - “Lindsay’s Private Party”